To the Editor,
Two people were heading out the door to get lunch.
“Hey, I’m heading to Chic-fil-A. I’m gonna show my support to the owner for having the backbone to stand up to the Gay Mafia. Wanna go with me?” One said.
“No thanks,” said the other. “I don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A.”
“What? Don’t tell me you support that bunch of liberal socialists that try to cram their agenda down the throat of true Americans? Are you one of those haters that discriminate against any who choose to stand up for the biblical standard of marriage? I can’t believe that you won’t support the God that we all serve by adhering to his word? What’s a matter, don’t you believe in the constitution and the right of free speech? Just what kind of American and person are you anyway? Don’t you wanna take a stand for Christianity and conservatism? What, are you gay or something?”
“I’m a vegetarian.”